- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars
And now we wait until John Green finds this
so i found this book
so being curious i had a look and
i dont know what i was expecting
this fucking book
My friend James masturbated to all of the pictures in that book
your friend james sounds like he may be in need of some counselling
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
no one should scroll past this
If you scroll past this i have no respect for you.
I’m not saying I’m going to… but *If* I would make an X-Rated John Green fan blog would anybody follow?
so the 30-year-old song “Africa” by Toto is now number one on itunes because some radio station convinced the whole population of new zealand to buy it simultaneously